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Fire Team Menace: Saviors of Humanity

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Was messing around with the photobooth in XCOM 2: War of the Chosen , had the idea of making baseball-card style posters for my main soldiers, complete with cheesy quotes and a short blurb. It's really pretty restrictive (for instance there's no way to adjust the length of the ribbon thingy), but I still had a ton of fun with it. The classes used in this are from Chimera Classes Beta . - B 

we're havin' a good time havin' a good time

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  Join XCOM today! Hailing from rural Arizona, it's safe to say that baking in the sun has fried Al Rizzo's brain like an egg on the roof of a car. The upside to being a gibbering loon is that he kills aleins real good and doesn't afraid of anything.

Robert Wrath-of-Sherman, Restitutor Americanis

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  January 14, 2844 CE Under the thin morning light streaming down from the patched glass of the Capitol’s great dome, the crowd thrummed with audible excitement. Despite the biting winter chill, close to a hundred of the greatest lords of the Americanist realm, constituting the Electoral College, were in attendance. They were braving, too, Thrax’s red scythe, which continued to ravage the land. But all in attendance knew that this was a momentous, once-in-an-era occasion, not to be missed. Today, the American Phoenix rises, and they would be the ones to raise It. The crowd fell silent as Robert II strode onto the raised dais and sat on the ornate throne, every bit the triumphal sovereign. If the general was still weak from the red sickness that had so recently afflicted him, he showed no sign of it. He nodded to the waiting officiant, a signal to begin. The Attorney General of the Commonwealth of Virginia started reciting his lines in his reedy voice. “This man, Robert of House Ste...

The Malpais Chronicle: The First Three Centuries

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(Note: this is an after-action report for a campaign in the After the End mod for Crusader Kings II .)

The Free County of Samara, on the 50th anniversary of its foundation (pop. 187,687)

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  Aerial shot of the Free County, on the 50th anniversary of its foundation (pop. 187,687) The Free County was founded in 2019 when eccentric young billionaire and owner of IshtarCorp, Zenobia Franklin, purchased a plot of land in a desolate corner of Latin America, and negotiated with its cash-strapped government of Misquito for a high degree of autonomy for her new land, which she dubbed "Samara". The County is governed day-to-day by a Council of Elders, though IshtarCorp (and by extension its CEO) wields a large amount of influence in higher-level policymaking. The first of the so-called "corporate dominions", Samara has managed to remain one of the most stable and successful postnational polities, boasting a population of almost two hundred thousand and a standard of living rivaling that of the Pacific States. Map legend: Subura - the old town of Samara, where the initial settlement was located. Seat of county administration. Montrose - sleepy hillside suburb ...

The Battle of Dragul's Rest

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The Sygyzy Contention was a civil war between two scions of House Nosferath, Ketrill and Veldanura, for the throne of the Dusk Imperium. The conflict began soon after Dusk Sovereign Bemalon the Dragonslayer acceeded to the Evernight Realms during the Centauric Sygyzy of 2410. Though Bemalon had ruled with unquestioned authority, the heir-apparent he had appointed, his son Bloodroyal Ketrill, was deeply unpopular amongst the Vampyr nobility for what many perceived to be his egalitarian sympathies. In particular, Ketrill was widely suspected of harboring a distasteful affinity towards the lowly Humans, the erstwhile rulers of old Terra before the Culling, who still teemed under Vampyric domination. Upon receiving the news of Bemalon’s death, his sister Bloodroyal Veldanura roused herself from her seat on Dragul's Demesne and announced her intention to succeed her late brother. Gathering around her a cabal of great noble houses, she proclaimed her nephew a race traitor and and aposta...